horoscopes (lol-ing)

SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy.
Intelligent. Energetic. Predict
future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.)
(GREAT kisser.) Always get what they
want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. The sexiest
ever....Romantic. Caring.

.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
everyone They meet. Their Love is one
of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have
own unique sexiness. Most caring
person you will ever meet! Amazing n
Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not
the kind of person you wanna ####
with... u might end up crying... the
most irresistible.

.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not
one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take
you on trips to the moon in bed.
Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves
being in long relationships.=)
Addictive. Loud. best in bed.

.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One
of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic.
Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will
Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed,
THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

Below is something I got from the friendster bulletin...

hahaha but short of 1 horoscope...

too bad...



.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great
listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not
a fighter, but will still knock you
the #### out. Trustworthy. Always
happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY
FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a
beautiful smile. Generous. Strong.
ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.

.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is
really good at. Great kisser.
Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to
earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare
to find. Good when found.

.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ###
appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of
a kind. Very romantic. Most caring
person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud
of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous.
Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter,
But will Knock your lights out if it
comes down to it. Someone you should
hold on to.

.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of
attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very
high ### appeal. Has the last word.
The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun
to be around. Freak in the sheets.
Extremely weird but in a good way.
Super good in bed. Good Sense of
Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for
life. Always gets what he or she
wants. Loves to joke. Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet.

.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.
Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves
being in long relationships. Great
talker. Always gets what he or she
wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very
sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's
in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to
joke. Loves to be your first. So
you'll never forget. Smart.

.:TAURUS:. The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to
find! Loves being in long
relationships.=] Likes to give a good
fight for what they want. Extremely
outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to
help people in times of need.
Outstanding kisser. Very fun

VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy.
someone loves them right now. Freak in
bed. Always wants the last word.
Caring. Smart. Intellectual.
Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk
to. Hard to forget Love at first
sight. Everything you ever wanted.
Easy to please. The one and only.
Ultimate sexiness.